WE DON'T SELL MERCH, BUT IF WE DID, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS:
PILLOW-SOFT TEES
Enjoy Our Plethora of Non-Existent Promotional T-Shirts:
CAABA!
PetsGo
Challa!
Sandman
Icarus
No Future
Rue Morgue
Stacks
Starlust
The Queen
Cherubs
Palmstein
PERSONAL CARE PRODUCTS
Statistics Show That The Better You Care for You, the More Likely You'll Want to See Us:
Palmstein's Palm Cream
60% of the time, it works every time.
Phil Acio "Comfort" Pillow
Don't leave a show without one.
Merle Juice
The cure for all that ails you.
DENT COVERS
Door ding? No problem.
Too Hip.
The Mighty Met.
We're not saying we can get you merch, but if you are interested, send us word, and we'll see what we can do.